25 Worst Rap/Hip-Hop Lyrics

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25 Worst Rap Lyrics
From Henry Adaso
Your Guide to Rap / Hip-Hop.
The Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time.

Twenty-five lyrical mishaps that made your favorite rappers wish they could go back in time and re-write their rhymes.

25. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang cubes on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks."
-Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down."

A classic case of saying...absolutely nothing.

24. "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?"
-Timbaland, "Get on the Bus"

Well, Tim, if I heard you rhyme like that all the time, I'd definitely sleep with my eyes and ears closed as well.

23. "I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."

Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement.

22. "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
-Jay-Z, "It's Hot"

And, Jay-Z skipped all his Geography classes.

21. "*****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."
- Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby"

What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9?

20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
- Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"

Aren't we glad that he eventually decided to hire some serious ghostwriters afterwards?

19. "When it's hot I'm duckin them people with my fire arm Look I be straight thuggin."
-Turk, "Trife Livin"

18."My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
- Redman "5 Boroughs"

Apparently, Reggie Noble's calculator is slightly different from ours.

17. "Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus."
- Kanye West, "Gettin' It In"

Oh I get it: there's Libra, Saggitarius, Scorpio and then Uranus. And you say Kanye doesn't deserve to have his image displayed next to the word 'genius' in the dictionary?

16. "Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys."
- Young Dro, "Shoulder Lean"

With all the money T.I. made from King, you'd think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his protégé.

15. "When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets."
-LFO, "Summer Girls"

These guys graduated from the prestigious Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. Extra points for recording one of the worst songs ever known to man.

14. "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny."
- Cam'Ron, "5 Boroughs"

Someone should have promptly informed Cam that this choppy choppy rhyme thing is silly silly.

13. "I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo."
- Project Pat ("Ballers")


12. "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
- Master P ("Do You Know")

Let me get this right, New Year comes before Christmas? I see.

11. "It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk."
-Prodigy ("Click Clack")

Rap doesn't inspire Prodigy anymore, so, he decides to bite Jodeci's lyrics.

10. "First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half")

9. "I like the way ya a*s move to the beat You a freak, that's summin you can be."
-J-Kwon ("Show Your Ass")

8. "Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus."
-Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down")

Now, that's the type of money I definitely don't wanna be messing with.

7. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
-Chingy ("Balla Baby")

Wow, I didn't realize that China and Japan weren't even part of the Asian continent. Thanks Chingy.

6. "I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho."
-50 Cent ("Candy Shop")

Well, what do you expect from an artist whose stage moniker in itself constitutes a grammatical mishap?

5. "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."
-Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action")

This holds the world record for the worst mathematics on a song.

4. "Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."
-Ali G (Grillz)

No comments.

3. "D.D.T. the b**ch, I can go for some hours Let Parlae hit, together we like twin towers."
-Pimpin ("Freaky as She Wanna Be")

A bad joke gone badder.

2. "I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talkin. My glock cocked when I'm crawlin."
-Mike Jones ("Scandalous H**s")

What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing...?

1. "Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!"
-Trina ("Here We Go")

................

I wish I could include:

"The lady then she covered me with roses, She blew my nose and then she blew my mind."
-Rolling Stones ("Honky Tonk Women")

"She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think to sing it again..."
-Sisqo ("Thong Song")
And you wonder why he never came back after that song.

"Love is when I loved you..."
-Celine Dion ("My Heart Will Go On") Let me guess, "hear is when I heard you, sight is when I saw you,..."

sursa: http://rap.about.com/od/toppicks/a/WorstRapLyrics.htm

[nZa]

concluzia : stay in school !

[Stas]

de fapt concluzia e ca, chiar daca esti un retardat poti foarte usor sa faci $$ in rep

and you know that the poor fuckers will believe you ?

[iustinescu]

7. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
-Chingy ("Balla Baby")

asta e tare

[Nerub]

is curios ce ar iesi daca s`ar face asa ceva si cu artistii din Romania... top 2500 gen

[Mallone]

Ia uitati-va la versurile astea...cand am ascultat melodia asa la katerinka acum 2 saptamani am cazut de pe scaun de ras =))
Nu ma mir ca avem o generatie de panarame care se dau pe un pachet de tzigari,daca toate pizdele la 14 ani ascultau asa ceva :

Andre - Libera la mare


Am plecat la mare, fata cu dolarii-n buzunar
Am uitat de teza, profi, de diriga si orar
Deabea astept sa ma distrez, sa dansez, sa ma simt bine
Sa o fac cu cine-mi place, sa ma iubeasca doar pe mine
In fiecare zi, fara griji si influente
Cu o mie de prieteni si ciudate cunostinte
Muzica, moda, totul despre love & sex,
Seara de seara, la cel mai tare chef
Nici eu nu am belele, de parinti in cot ma doare
Vara asta-i cea mai tare si distractia e-n floare
De dimineata cand ma scol ma-ndrept direct spre plaja
Am trupa mea pe cont, tatuaj si slip cu ata
Sutienul mi-e prea mic dar asta nu ma deranjeza
Cu atat mai bine, sunt mai sexy am figuri in cap
Ma uit in jurul meu, un baiat sa-agat as vrea
Cu el ma voi juca, ne vom distra,e vara mea!

Libera la mare
Stau cu tine la soare X2
Ne iubim pe nisipul fierbine
Nu mai sunt o fata cuminte

Toti baietii intorc capul dupa mine si ma doresc
Cand aud de mine si-mi spun ca ma doresc
In apa, pe plaja, in discoteca, la plimbare
Ma dezbraca din priviri si senzatia e tare.
Asta e realitatea, unii sunt timizi sau fraeri
Altii vor sa para cei mai tare din parcare
Lasa vorba, frate, de vrei sa te distrezi
Noptile sunt lungi la mare hai cu mine si-ai sa vezi!
Hey you, hai in disco toata seara sa dansam
E mai beton asa, ca noi inca nu ne cunoastem
Doresti sa fii aproape, sa te ating, sa te sarut
Nu vreau sa stau aiurea si degeaba cu ratati
Sunt talismanii iar lume e plina de baieti valabili
Eu sunt independenta, nu-mi pasa de cei din jur
Eu fac ce vreau, dar stiu ce fac, doar ce vrea muschii mei
Traiesc clipa la maxim, ajung in frunte sigur!

Libera la mare
Stau cu tine la soare X2
Ne iubim pe nisipul fierbine
Nu mai sunt o fata cuminte

Libera [libera] la mare [mare, mare]
Te distrezi [te distrezi] cel mai tare [tare, tare]
Nu stii [nu stii] cand e zi sau noapte [zi sau noapte]
Faci ce vrei [faci ce vrei] cat se poate [poate, poate, poate]

UNO, DUE, TRE, QUATRO!

Libera la mare
Stau cu tine la soare X4
Ne iubim pe nisipul fierbine
Nu mai sunt o fata cumïnte.

[iLL:WiLL]

Exista si versuri mai naspa decat astea + Dre n'are ce cauta aici, pe timpul ala se faceau altfel versurile...

[Stas]

nu-l vad aici pe Ludacris, autorul capodoperei "Phat Rabbit"

And if you love what you do, do what you feel
--
Gitty up gitty up ride up on the real, let death to the fake, and tell you boyfriend just to chill, don't playa hate
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Can I get it on a platter, shatter your bladder
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Nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone Jack
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Yo' love is supa-cala-fragalistic

[cafteala]

Yo' love is supa-cala-fragalistic

ce caterinca e asta =))

[game101]

12. "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
- Master P ("Do You Know")


Se pare ca nici eu nu o sa vad Anu nou inainte de Craciun

[DFB]

cacat... parca sunt primii sau ultimii care sa se prosteasca asa.. cati nu o sa mai asculte jay-z sau canibus s.a.m.d pentru 2 versuri aiurea?

[SOIM]

imi pare rau ca tre sa aduc si albi in discutie, daca tin minte bine, piesa se numeste "hear me though", si copywrite spune: /..on the opposite side of the road, like I'm in France/ ??

cu toate astea, copywrite ramane printre preferatii mei

[Chewbacca]

"I'm hot 'cause I'm fly
You ain't 'cause you're not.'

Mims - This is why i'm hot

[Blatunga]

cam toate de la Eazy-E

[C.r.C]

8. "Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus."
-Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down")
=)))))